Nemesis: “A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt…”
Tonight will go down in TNP history. We have–for the first time!–vanquished my nemesis: Ivort, the sniper Apoc, is no more! (Well, until he fits out another.) It was an epic battle where I juggled two Falcons in mine, whilst keeping Ivort jammed and a Thorax away. I felt like Superman when he vacationed on the sun. The peasants rejoiced and there was a barn dance in our honour! Ivort was pretty cool about the gang bang and so I must salute him. Thanks, man! o7
We also ran in to Spectre and got to hang with him. We got a couple kills with him and he even visited our vent. (I was a tad concerned he’d be frightened off by our chatter but he’s apparently just as warped as we are.) Spectre’s pretty badass and I wish we could win him over to TNP. *rubs hands together to show formation of evil plans*
Last, but not least, I got our alliance holding page up! It’s sweet, sweet temporary-ness and links to our killboards as well as the others in the alliance. Make sure you check our careful chemist in the corner. He’s win!