My First Night Out

I took out the shiny new Falcon, Sand Vag: A Prequel (don’t ask, you probably don’t want to know), last night and it was everything I imagined and more!  I jammed every Falcon I ran up against, kept entire fleets we fought jammed, and generally made our opponents’ lives hell.  We even had the following exchange due to my “skills of an artist!

[ 2009.02.20 06:59:34 ] Thingymawotzit > omg how many falcons do u need for one hac?
[ 2009.02.20 06:59:43 ] Gankis Khan > LOL, we just have one. 🙂
[ 2009.02.20 06:59:44 ] Pennyloafer > gf
[ 2009.02.20 06:59:49 ] Thingymawotzit > not a gf
[ 2009.02.20 06:59:58 ] Thingymawotzit > ecm gay
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:10 ] Gankis Khan > LOL, no more than sniper Zealots, baby.
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:13 ] Thingymawotzit > ur getting nerfed did u hear?
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:14 ] Gankis Khan > Don’t go away mad.
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:24 ] Pennyloafer > go away in a pod!
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:26 ] Gankis Khan > Good thing I can fly more than one ship!
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:36 ] Thingymawotzit > ecm strength bonus is going away
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:53 ] Thingymawotzit > good thing u have no other tactics
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:58 ] Spork’d > Whatever makes you sleep at night.
[ 2009.02.20 07:00:59 ] Evienia > also zealots going to lose damage bonus
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:05 ] Gankis Khan > LOL
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:17 ] Spork’d > Don’t be a cry baby, I didn’t complain when you used a Zealot to kill my t1 cruiser.
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:22 ] Thingymawotzit > not according to dev blog
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:27 ] Gankis Khan > For reals.  Be a good sport, Thingy.
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:30 ] Kahran Ramesus > you guys are my new favorite corp
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:43 ] Gankis Khan > Oh, Kahran!  YAY!
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:44 ] Thingymawotzit > honestly mate i just dont like ecm
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:44 ] Spork’d > Kahran, you should just join us.
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:55 ] Thingymawotzit > thats all
[ 2009.02.20 07:01:56 ] Gankis Khan > For reals!
[ 2009.02.20 07:02:03 ] Kahran Ramesus > my current guys would be pissed but they are mostly carebears lawl
[ 2009.02.20 07:02:07 ] Spork’d > Honestly mate, I just hate complainers.
[ 2009.02.20 07:02:26 ] Gankis Khan > Yeah, well, you don’t want to sully them with your piratistic intentions.
[ 2009.02.20 07:02:28 ] Gankis Khan > JOIN US! 😉
[ 2009.02.20 07:02:36 ] Thingymawotzit > didnt complain just couldnt agree with you that it was a good fight when its not
[ 2009.02.20 07:02:53 ] Gankis Khan > We could say the same thing.  It’s all in the perception. 🙂

I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t want to fly a Falcon.  I felt like it was giving up on the underpowered class to play the OP King (warlocks anyone?).  But after last night, I can say that OP is sweet.  

Yes, Falcons are overpowered.  But I don’t give a tin shit any more ’cause I have one now.  HA HA HA!

{ 3 comments… add one }
  • Mynxee February 20, 2009, 2:29 pm

    LOLS!!! This was very funny. Did he put in an app yet? Huh? Huh? Huh?

  • LurbyJo February 20, 2009, 2:32 pm

    No, I think he's worried about his current corp. XD

  • ArsenalOfCharm February 22, 2009, 3:24 pm

    ECM complainers make me super lol, especially when they try to lie about devblogs, like ECM strength would actually get nerfed…. what a noob, the only problem with ECM is the range at which they can jam. The range needs to be reduced to 70km with max skills and rigs in a falcon everything else should float around 30-50km

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