While most pirates have an adorable or foul-mouthed bird as a companion, this particular pirate carries something a little heavier: A FAT LOAD OF GUILT.

Honestly, I have about 40 seconds after a kill that I feel like a god. I’m congratulating us and high-fiving and crowing on Vent when I suddenly realize I just cost someone something tangible. And I feel terrible. My poor heart just goes *squish* (what kind of pirate am I?). If it weren’t for Ken, I’m pretty sure our killboard’s ratio would be in the negative.

But I’m not giving up! I think I just need to work up those heart-calluses and I may just be practicing on you.

In other news, the poor return on the investment of our mostly Ken’s hard-earned ISK has led me to look for new sources of income and I am considering the following ingenius and diabolical plan:

What about becoming EVE’s Heidi Fleiss (except less horse-toothed and better looking)? Instead of madam to the stars, I could be the madam AMONG the stars! I could hire a bevy of sexy girl toons and provide “company” for all the lonely pod pilots in New Eden all while raking in the money hand over fist.

Fake sex for fake money…sounds fair to me. *wink*

{ 3 comments… add one }
  • PsycheDiver October 20, 2008, 9:54 am

    You’re a good person, even though you’re a pirate.

  • Mynxee October 20, 2008, 11:25 am

    Check out the corp EVE Escorts ingame … for pricing guidelines 🙂 I think a life in “PR” (aka she-pimp) could be fun *evil grin*

    As to heart calluses, if you just stop all the carebearin’, you won’t feel so bad for them. I like Black Claw’s perspective on the matter.

  • Black Claw October 20, 2008, 4:43 pm

    I came here to post a comment that was to reflect what I’d written on my blog, and found Mynxee had beaten me to it!

    Why is it that wherever people go, Mynxee has been there first? 😉

    Anyway, hope you find peace in yourself Sarah, as you help others find peace too. With violence. 😀

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