Surprise! Butt sex.

Tonight, The Ninja Pirates starred in our very own candid-camera style porn.

We were moving some ships and POS modules to Akora using our pal Travis’ shiny new Charon. As he jumped through the Reisen gate into Akora and began the excrutiatingly long align, three sparkling reds warped up to say hello. Hoping against hope, I watched Travis inch toward top speed but alas–and unsurprisingly–it was not to be. The Megathron, Navy Issue Megathron, and Phobos scrammed, webbed, and fired. In short order, the Exxon Valdez was rubble (damned stylish rubble, though!) and we retreated to Reisen to comfort ourselves.

We were all in pretty rotten moods as the Charon was expensive and so was the dropped cargo and it just rankled that those rat-bastards were going to get all that loot and possibly a salvage. Travis did try a suicide run in a cheapy Badger to see if he could grab any of the drops, but it was no use. However, in our hour of need, our prayers were answered. A mischevious Eagle pilot zoomed in from the proverbial nowhere and POPPED THE WRECK.

[ 2008.10.11 05:29:20 ] ice3 > so what was in that wreck ??
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:21 ] Stella Sinn > ghey
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:30 ] Omarvelous > ?
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:34 ] Omarvelous > what happened?
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:37 ] Blamagemeter > keep the system clean
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:39 ] Stella Sinn > eagle popped the wreck
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:41 ] Blamagemeter > don’t leave your trash everywhere
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:42 ] ice3 > really
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:44 ] PhantomLancer > the eagle popped the freighter wreck
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:45 ] Spork’d > lol
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:48 ] Stella Sinn > whos eagle pilot?
[ 2008.10.11 05:29:53 ] ice3 > ME
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:01 ] Tisni > ME
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:01 ] Spork’d > that’s alot of stuff that went bye bye
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:03 ] Stygian Knight > ME
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:05 ] Blamagemeter > me actually
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:05 ] Stella Sinn > ur going to die for that one lol
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:06 ] Dementis Prelaitor > ME
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:06 ] Gohuns Solder > ME
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:20 ] Omarvelous > I give a hoot – DONT POLLUTE!
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:22 ] Stella Sinn > lol
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:27 ] ice3 > LMAO
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:29 ] Omarvelous > <– bastard eagle pilot [ 2008.10.11 05:30:30 ] Blamagemeter > seriously guys
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:33 ] Omarvelous > btw what did I pop?
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:36 ] Spork’d > Karma
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:37 ] Blamagemeter > its out universe
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:39 ] Blamagemeter > we only get one
[ 2008.10.11 05:30:55 ] ice3 > /emote me daddy is a trash collector i want to grow up to be like him
[ 2008.10.11 05:31:23 ] ice3 > sowhat was in the wreck >>
[ 2008.10.11 05:31:26 ] ice3 > you got to tell us
[ 2008.10.11 05:31:35 ] Omarvelous > can I see your killboard?
[ 2008.10.11 05:31:43 ] Omarvelous > I really want to know what I wrecklessly destroyed
[ 2008.10.11 05:31:57 ] PhantomLancer > http://www.eve-vow.com/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=299
[ 2008.10.11 05:32:01 ] Omarvelous > thx
[ 2008.10.11 05:32:04 ] PhantomLancer > np
[ 2008.10.11 05:32:19 ] ice3 > http://eve-vow.com/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=299
[ 2008.10.11 05:32:47 ] ice3 > ouch
[ 2008.10.11 05:32:52 ] Spork’d > yeah, it hurt
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:09 ] ice3 > WELL WE FIGURED IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BRING YOUR FREIGHTER IN
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:25 ] PhantomLancer > yeah
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:28 ] Stella Sinn > lol
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:32 ] PhantomLancer > all good
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:38 ] Omarvelous > honestly that was a shitty thing I did
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:44 ] Suzarn > But funny
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:46 ] Blamagemeter > deliciously shitty
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:47 ] Omarvelous > 🙂
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:49 ] PhantomLancer > it was funny yes
[ 2008.10.11 05:33:49 ] ice3 > very funny
[ 2008.10.11 05:34:03 ] Omarvelous > glad you took that instride
[ 2008.10.11 05:34:06 ] ice3 > where is al at he can pay to kill em
[ 2008.10.11 05:34:19 ] ice3 > lmao
 

Har har har! The tears of the would-be thieves filled my heart with gladness. Well, that and the fact that the free insurance covered half Trav’s loss.

P.S. I am pretty sure this is the same karma that blistered the roof of my mouth and I’m terribly glad it’s found a new home.

{ 2 comments… add one }
  • Mynxee October 11, 2008, 2:19 am

    Too bad about your loss, but your account of it sure is humorous! Kind of makes me feel better about my own losses this week, honestly.

  • CrazyKinux October 12, 2008, 6:43 am

    Sorry to hear about the loss of the shiny new Exxon Valdez.

    Mynxee pointed me to your colourful blog and I’ve enthusiastically added it to the EVE Player Blogroll. If you could make a little post about it and/or add it to your blogroll that’d be awesome!

    Great blog, love your stories and stop touching that blister!!!

    CrazyKinux

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